Aw, geez. I not sure if I can live up to such a high billing. But I’ll give it a shot.
Bill Foley here. Many of you might recognize me from the Montana Standard sports page where I had a weekly column on Tuesdays from November until last month. Before that, of course, I rode the coattails of Matt Vincent into fame and fortune (well, small-time fame, anyway) in Rat Chat.
I’m pleased to announce that next Tuesday will mark the return of my weekly column, which I call “Tap ’er Light†because it was the first real mining saying that I learned. I will also chime in as much as possible on ButteTalk.com and ButteRats.com, the Standard’s chat site.
When I learned of Marx’s true identity, I knew ButteTalk.com was a place for me. Marx and Delaney have done a great job on this site, and I’m flattered that they asked me to be a part of it.
I also owe a huge debt of gratitude to so many people who called or wrote the Standard in support of me and the column. Not only did you guys help bring my column back, you made me feel really good. The wife thinks my already oversized head will become as big figuratively as it is literally. When you write a column it seems like most of the letters, e-mails and posts you receive are negative — like the guy on this site who called me an incompetent after reading exactly one column. So if it took something like getting my column cancelled to see such overwhelming support, then maybe it wasn’t such a bad thing after all (sniff, sniff).
I’ve been asked quite a bit about what happened to “Tap ’er Light.†So here’s my version:
I wrote a column for July 18 that never ran. (I happened to think it was a really funny column and was planning on heading down to see my buddy Paul Thomas to pick out a suit for my Pulitzer Price acceptance speech. But I guess now we’ll never know.) I usually try to submit my columns to the editors by Friday, and after I submitted the one on Friday, July 14 I was told that the column was being cancelled. Coincidentally, I started a two-week vacation after covering a Muckers doubleheader on July 15. It was perfect timing for the vacation because I got to sit back and just see how the reaction was, and I didn’t have to make any knee-jerk reactions. The timing of the vacation also looked suspect, and many people thought I was suspended or fired. Honestly, it was a vacation.
On the 18th, I was called in from my renovation of my front porch to meet with the editor and new publisher. By 10 a.m., they had already heard tons of complaints, and I came away from that meeting thinking the column would most likely be back. This past Tuesday, I had a meeting to confirm my suspicion. So on the 15th I’ll be back on a weekly basis.
I should note that I have not been given any parameters or limitations for the column. I won’t be “watered down†so to speak. I plan on writing the column the way I have been … with a little humor and a whole lot of incompetence. Hopefully I’ll get better each week and make a few people laugh. After all, laughter probably is my No. 1 reason for writing the column in the first place. My buddy Joe McClafferty, the new AD at Tech, once said that people have just got to realize that my Tuesday column is a stand-up routine. There’s a lot of truth in that. That Joe is a smart guy.
Hopefully one day I’ll be able to announce that Rat Chat will be brought back to the Standard. We had so much fun writing that column and putting Geno Riordan’s kids through college. Unfortunately, I think that day is still a ways down the road. We will, however, continue the Elsie Awards. The Elsies moved exclusively to the Archman’s show on KMBR last January. We’ve also discussed other events with the Archman’s show before the Elsies are due out again. I’ll keep you posted. We have a lot of fun on the radio because Arch has a way of getting us going, and we don’t have any editors telling us “No! You can’t say that!†Plus, what do we care if we get fired from a job we do for free?
Anyway, I look forward to having some fun here on Butte.Talk. I love to hear comments after my columns run, so please chime in as much as possible. That includes the person(s)Â who thinks I’m incompetent. Actually, especially the person(s) who thinks I’m incompetent.
Thanks again for the invite and such a generous billing.